When you see your pet and start petting their head and it’s randomly wet and you ask them “what happened why are you wet!!!!!!” And the pet doesn’t answer


soft4hardthings

“I could fix him” “I could make him worse” I could put him in a corset and smack his ass a little bit


the fact that yuri on ice is a sports anime about the highs and lows and figure skating so deeply entrenched in the breath taking suspense of ‘how will yuuri become a better athlete this episode’ that the plot twist is ‘yuuri’s parasocial celebrity crush was actually in love with him the entire time because he got blackout drunk at a banquet and accidentally seduced world renouned superstar of their field, viktor nikiforov, and you didn’t notice because the secret antagonist of the whole narrative is yuuri’s deep anxiety and low self-esteem and they’re actually professional equals’ was like. I think gays in 2016 desperately needed this narrative but i don’t think the world was equipped to give it room to breathe in 2016, there was just simply too much going on.